Can't wait for the big day to arrive and see that my old man is likely to be penning something for the programme on the night. I'm sure he'll do his best but he is getting on a bit of course nowadays - some would call him an old git in our local lingo but he means well! Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him (someone has to!) and I'm sure he'll pen a literary masterpiece in between his regular naps. Now, do you want an epic piece of prose from me?
